Confessions of a Climate Change Comedy Screenwriter
Sharp Wit and Bullet Holes “And so capitalism being what it is jumps into action. These men of free enterprise build resorts. And the resorts, they’re not just for people that are in love, they are for people who might find someone to pretend that they are in love with.” I went into the kitchen […]
Read More The Comedy that Will Not Be Televised“Your wallets gone, passport is missing and you’ve just received a note from the consulate. There is nothing they can do. You will have to live with your new tattoo and the sex change operation.” Send in the clowns… they’re already here… Working today on the stupid… I try not to do stupid, but […]
Read More Stupid, Dumb and DunderheadedThe Great Dictator Revisited… Can you say climate denial or how to protect your friends in high places.
Read More The Great Dictator’s Curtain Call“As far as entertainment goes clinching a barbecue fork in my teeth and performing this stunt stands at least one foot higher in the minds of audiences than topless dancing does.” The Godzilla in the room of a performer’s world is to know when to build new material. A huge dividend is paid for having […]
Read More Prizefighting the Godzillas in the Room“She’s perfect, and you’re perfect, the whole thing is perfect even though you know there is no such thing as perfect and that’s perfect… It’s Fukushima with a happy ending.” I use the Eastern psychological model when planning a novel. It is simple. Characters can be described as acting in a wholesome and skillful way, […]
Read More The Mystics Guide to Pointlessness“One morning you wake up in Yuma, Arizona in this thing called a motorhome. The phone rings it’s a receptionist, she’s calling to confirm your appointment with the plastic surgeon.” While on stage the topic of the golden years of our lives needs to be approached carefully. Cliché is an epidemic hazard. As we approach […]
Read More Finding the Fun in the Setting SunThose tough nuts can be tough to crack.
Read More The Idiots Guide to Discovering Surefire LaughsRaise a family and juggle like this… that’s a hell of a bunch of stuff to keep in the air… Want to try my game? I’m playing the comically summarizing getting married game. The couple survives the decade’s long ordeal of raising kids. Then, they devote what is left to their lives beguiled by some […]
Read More The Luddite’s Guide to Grand Theft AutoIt’s Good for Your Heart Kate Hart and The Detroit Women If one starts a career touring with the Royal Lichtenstein Quarter-Ring Sidewalk Circus why in the world wouldn’t you find yourself in the midst of producing, The Good to the Last Love-Non-Fat Caffè Latte Love Show… A soul nutting, spoonful of romance, low calorie, […]
Read More The Non-Fat Caffè Latte Love ShowThe world’s greatest lover enjoys doting. They dally, and play a good game of hanky-panky.
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