Stupid, Dumb and Dunderheaded

“Your wallets gone, passport is missing and you’ve just received a note from the consulate. There is nothing they can do. You will have to live with your new tattoo and the sex change operation.” Send in the clowns… they’re already here… Working today on the stupid… I try not to do stupid, but […]

The Great Dictator’s Curtain Call

The Great Dictator Revisited… Can you say climate denial or how to protect your friends in high places.

Prizefighting the Godzillas in the Room

“As far as entertainment goes clinching a barbecue fork in my teeth and performing this stunt stands at least one foot higher in the minds of audiences than topless dancing does.” The Godzilla in the room of a performer’s world is to know when to build new material. A huge dividend is paid for having […]

The Mystics Guide to Pointlessness

“She’s perfect, and you’re perfect, the whole thing is perfect even though you know there is no such thing as perfect and that’s perfect… It’s Fukushima with a happy ending.” I use the Eastern psychological model when planning a novel. It is simple. Characters can be described as acting in a wholesome and skillful way, […]

The Idiots Guide to Discovering Surefire Laughs

Those tough nuts can be tough to crack.

The Non-Fat Caffè Latte Love Show

It’s Good for Your Heart Kate Hart and The Detroit Women If one starts a career touring with the Royal Lichtenstein Quarter-Ring Sidewalk Circus why in the world wouldn’t you find yourself in the midst of producing, The Good to the Last Love-Non-Fat Caffè Latte Love Show… A soul nutting, spoonful of romance, low calorie, […]

Bat Show Audio…

Bats in the House Welcome to the world of entertainment in the Riviera Maya. What we have here is a short clip from my show at Puerto Aventuras just south of Playa del Carmen. I’d just come on stage. I was perhaps 5 minutes into my opening monologue when a sizable bat with wingspan of […]

Hells Angels & Roller Derby Stars

This is the best we got…..?

The Well Paid Truth Tellers…

They are paid to this work and now the peasants are in revolt.

Scotland is ready to Rumble

The Good People of the Catalan We begin today with where I ended yesterday. The failure of the business and political leaders of the major economies of the world to grasp how far out of touch they are with the citizens of their countries. Yes they may be capable of ramming a new trade deal […]